不夠類男同志～失敗～失敗中的失敗～

(一)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                翻譯自〈石男〉《子不語》袁枚
                                                                               
石男
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    從古早就有用"石婦"或"石女"這個詞，來講因為性器官較為狹窄或封閉而沒有辦法做
愛的女生，《太玄經》裡面就有提到。至於類似雙性人的生理構造，佛經裡面也經常有提
到。
那…有石女，當然有石男嘍。
                                                                               
                                                                               
（沒辦法，世界是公平的。有飛機場就會有奈米屌﹔有毒鮑又怎能奢望沒有菜花龜）
                                                                               
                                                                               
    揚州就有一個叫做嚴二官的男生，長的也還蠻好看的，可是就是沒辦法跟任何人做愛
親熱，女的男的通通都不行><暈。他的腸道跟綠豆的直徑一樣細，小雞雞則和拜拜用的線
香同等粗細。每天只能喝粥一碗，小酌幾杯酒，另加吃點蔬菜幫助消化。萬一不小心吃太
多，就會肚子整個鼓漲，大便時痛到冒冷汗。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                   (~END~)
                                                                               
                                                                               
(二)
                                                                               
                                           翻譯自〈暹羅妻驢〉《子不語》袁枚
暹羅妻驢
                                                                               
                                                                               
　　泰國的風俗最為淫逸。男人到了十四五歲時，家族父母都會替他娶一匹母驢，讓兒
子跟驢子做愛。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    每天晚上睡覺的時候還會把驢子綁起來，把雞雞放在驢子的陰道裡加以照顧培養，則
雞雞就會不止30CM，還會長到35CM以上，而且強壯威武，以後中出會把人射出窗外200M。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    這樣跟驢子培養感情和性經驗三年以後，才可以正式迎娶人類老婆。然後要好好把之
前娶的驢子當作正式的側室奉養終身。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    結婚前不先在驢子身上培養性能力的，也沒有女人肯嫁他。
   （最後一句我真覺得宇宙無敵豪洨＝ ＝）
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                 （~END~）
                                                                                                                                                              
註一：《太玄經》為漢代揚雄所著，為擬易經之作。
                                                                               
                                                                               
註二：暹羅，泰國的舊名。